Do you ever have those days? Those months? Years maybe, where you don't quite feel as pretty as you used to? You're getting older, possibly gaining some weight. Maybe married and don't get the compliments or the hanky panky like you used to. And you just start to feel...... BLAH! What do you do in order to recapture that "pretty" feeling? I had to laugh the other day. My hubs saw me bring in a package from my truck. I get most of my shipments to work so the delivery person doesn't rile Titan up while I'm at work. Anywho................... "What's in the package?" "My backorder from Victoria Secrets." I say "What is it?" "More panties." I say "How many pairs do you need?" He says "Well I like to have panties … [Read more...]
Ladies, I’m Utterly Disgusted!
July 18, 2012 by 17 Comments
Once again SHARK WEEK has started with a big ole BITE! (Guys, go no further) As you may have seen me blog here, there, somewhere or tweets about it, my monthly visit from Aunt Flo is not a welcomed visit. As a matter of fact, she has really been pissing me off for the past year or so and there's nothing I can do about it..................... .................................except RANT and RAVE about how much I despise her! It! The whole thing! So it kicked in Sunday night, late Sunday night, like during True Blood. The cramps. The dagger sticking in my gut and turning round and round and round. I got up and took some Midol or Pamprin, one of those decaffeinated pills and went back to bed. Of course by this time, the faucets had opened … [Read more...]
Ladies, Lend Me Your Ears
July 16, 2012 by 24 Comments
We all have them or have had them. Every month, almost like clock work, if you're lucky. ;) Yes, I'm talking about that blasted menstrual cycle. (Guys, you should go no further) The amount of money we spend every month on tampons, pantiliners, maxipads, feminine cleaning products, etc. is ridiculous! Not to mention, the products we use either end up in our sewers (if you're a flusher) or in our local landfills. How awesome would it be to save all that money and be Ecofriendly? I'm all for that, however, I'm not quite so sure about the alternatives I've found. Yes, I'm talking about Menstrual Cups. Have you heard of these? There's info all over the www, if you search it. A few sites that come to mind are: The DivaCup The SoftCup The … [Read more...]
YOU’RE NOT WELCOME HERE!
June 18, 2012 by 10 Comments
NOW Be Gone! Every time you visit, you bring me nothing but GRIEF! I can't think of ONE (1) thing that makes me happy when you come! There's NO joy; NO happiness; NO gifts of love; NOTHING! So why do you continue to visit?Do you NOT know you're NOT WELCOME HERE ANYMORE?By now, some of you may have guessed what I'm talking about. To those who don't, I'll give you a hint....... it's GIRL TALK!, you seriously are a pain in my coochie, my back, and sometimes my HEAD! Truly, you are not a blessing and you never HAVE been for me! You wreak havoc on my life, every month and I'm really sick and tired of it!Take a hint! YOU'RE NOT WELCOME ANYMORE!Truly, I think you've paid me enough visits in my lifetime AND have costs me lots of money over the … [Read more...]
WTF? Acne? Head Pimples? Gotta be HORMONES!
May 9, 2012 by 9 Comments
WTF seriously? For the past month, wait scratch that shit! For about 6 months now, off and on, I've noticed some pimple like bumps on my head, my scalp. What the hell? Yeah, if I feel a pimple or bump, I pick up. Yes, I'm a dumbass. Have we covered that one yet? Anywho...........I've been thinking it's shampoo...........so I switched. Then I thought it was hairspray...............so I switched. Natural hair conditioner (Photo credit: o5com) I also get these on my face! I'M FARKIN TIRED OF IT ALREADY DAMMIT! So I Google about it. Yes, Google is a phenomenal tool! But I'm sure you already knew that. Hell, you can find a husband on Google! And FREE AT THAT! :) Back to my pimply head................ so I read … [Read more...]
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